Question.

May bibig ba si Hello Kitty?"
If yes, "Eh bakit ang taba niya? Paano siya kumakain?"

Not me.

From a friend:

Tapos nagbihis na ako... nung patapos na... amoy ipis ang kamay ko. inamoy ko katawan ko, towel ko, di naman... so deadma lang. wash hands na lang ako. Dali-daling bumaba at since wala pa ang shuttle niligpit ko na yung mga BBW(basta stuff). inalis ko from the box at nilipat sa plastic. natapos ko yung 2 shipments... 2 big boxes sya....
umupo ako.. nagpahinga... until i felt something na parang gumalaw sa may boobs ko... tinignan ko... waaaaaa..... nagsisisigaw ako..... and nalaglag ko din yung gumagalaw... ipis... kadiri..... AYAW KO NA NG BROWN NA BRA... WAAAAAAA.... nagmadali ako tanggalin ang bra at wash my boobs.. .no time na maligo kasi padating na shuttle....
Thankful ako na late ang shuttle.. otherwise either sa shuttle or sa office ako nag hysterical....

I'm Not Missing You. Stacie Orrico.

Oh, Oh
Im not missing you
Been through just about everything that I could go through
When it comes to relationships
Dont know what I was missing or why I aint listen
When I told myself that was it
Now here I go, hurt again
Cause of my curiousity
Now that its over
What else could it be he just had to cheat

I made a promise never to settle
Why didnt I keep it?
Cause I hated the heartbreak
Crying and cheating, the fooling around

[Chorus]
(But) Im not missing you
Im not going through the motions
Waiting and hoping you call me
Im not missing you
You might have had me open
But I must be going because
I got life to do
I know Im usually hanging on
I used to hate to see you gone
But this time its different
I dont even feel the distance
Im not missing
Im not missing you

Its a shame in a way cause
I feel that I may not ever find the right one for me
Did I leave him, is he right in front of my face oh
Will my true love ever be?
Why would I go on a search again
When I know what the end will be
What good is love when it keeps on hurting me?

I made a promise never to settle
Why didnt I keep it?
Cause I hated the heartbreak
Crying and cheating, the fooling around

[Chorus x2]

No I cant be with you
Cause I'm scared felt like I was falling when you left me
I cant keep going through life
Unaware of what I missed
And the person I could be
Love's good when its right
And when it's left in your memory
All the times I let you down
I guess love will be nice for someone elses life

[Chorus]

Im not going through the motions
Waiting and hoping you call me
You might have had me open
But I must be going because
I know Im usually hanging on
I used to hate to see you gone
Oh different, feel the distance
Im not missing
Im not missing you