Mang Boy

Starring:
Mang Boy, the amusing and dearly loved company driver.

Scene 1 : Mang Boy driving the company vehicle out of the parking area en route to the 10PM hatid of the second shift passengers.

Me: Ay, umuulan!
Mang Boy: Ay, oo nga ano. (Then, proceeds to put a cap on his bald head to shield himself from the rain while inside the vehicle.)

Scene 2 : Same scenario. Different day. Not raining.

Gers: Mang Boy, summer na no.
Mang Boy: Oo nga Je-Jer-Gerson, summer na.
Gers: Mainit na po no.
Mang Boy: Oo nga, mainit na nga.
Gers: Alam nyo po kung bakit mainit?
Mang Boy: Ah, bakit Je-Gerson?
Gers: Kasi po naka-jacket kayo.
Mang Boy: Ay, oo nga ano.